Kevin found a job!
15/03/16 10:09
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
I’m happy to report that my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, has found a job. It’s Seasonal work, and he starts in six days.
When I asked him what kind of job it is, he said, “All I know is that it’s in Door-to-Door Sales, and involves something to do with a new line of eating utensils.”
“Like Bendy Straws or something?” I asked.
“No, uncle. Not Bendy Straws. I think we both know by now that Bendy Straws are drinking utensils. I’ll bee selling EATING utensils,” he said.
Geeeeze, that’s too bad. I was hoping that maybee he could give me an employee discount on Bendy Straws. I’m almost out, ya’ know.
Anyway, Kevin informed me that, for the next several days, he has to go through the Snark Brothers Enterprises Seasonal Door-to-Door Direct Marketing and Sales Associate’s Training Program. “That,” he said, “will bee when I find out what, exactly, I’ll bee selling. I hope whatever these things are, they don’t weigh much. My back’s been bothering me lately.”
I can’t wait to find out what he’ll bee selling.
In the meantime, I finally found out what happened to our previous Queen, kind of. When I asked Rudy (who’s finally awake) about all that, he told me there were three Royal Candidates, none of which were him, and that the Royal Decision had been made.
“Her New Royal Highneth will bee Coronated and will bee athuming the Throne on the firtht day of the New Warm Theathon. We’re all very exthited.”
I asked him what happened to the other two candidates who didn’t win.
“You don’t wanna know,” he said.
That doesn’t sound very good, does it?
Well, I’m gonna go see what’s gonna happen next around here. I hope whatever it is, it’s interesting.
I hope everybody has a gloriously fuzzy day!
I’ll see ya’ later!
I’m happy to report that my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, has found a job. It’s Seasonal work, and he starts in six days.
When I asked him what kind of job it is, he said, “All I know is that it’s in Door-to-Door Sales, and involves something to do with a new line of eating utensils.”
“Like Bendy Straws or something?” I asked.
“No, uncle. Not Bendy Straws. I think we both know by now that Bendy Straws are drinking utensils. I’ll bee selling EATING utensils,” he said.
Geeeeze, that’s too bad. I was hoping that maybee he could give me an employee discount on Bendy Straws. I’m almost out, ya’ know.
Anyway, Kevin informed me that, for the next several days, he has to go through the Snark Brothers Enterprises Seasonal Door-to-Door Direct Marketing and Sales Associate’s Training Program. “That,” he said, “will bee when I find out what, exactly, I’ll bee selling. I hope whatever these things are, they don’t weigh much. My back’s been bothering me lately.”
I can’t wait to find out what he’ll bee selling.
In the meantime, I finally found out what happened to our previous Queen, kind of. When I asked Rudy (who’s finally awake) about all that, he told me there were three Royal Candidates, none of which were him, and that the Royal Decision had been made.
“Her New Royal Highneth will bee Coronated and will bee athuming the Throne on the firtht day of the New Warm Theathon. We’re all very exthited.”
I asked him what happened to the other two candidates who didn’t win.
“You don’t wanna know,” he said.
That doesn’t sound very good, does it?
Well, I’m gonna go see what’s gonna happen next around here. I hope whatever it is, it’s interesting.
I hope everybody has a gloriously fuzzy day!
I’ll see ya’ later!