Oh No!

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

I dunno how this could have possibly happened, but my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin (you probably remember my mentioning him to you) has run into a snag with the whole Bendy Straw Supplier thing.

“I do not know how,” he said, “this happened, but I discovered that the Bendy Straws my Estranged Sister, Felonie, was attempting to sell me were tainted.”

“Tainted?” I asked.

“Yes,” he said. “Tainted. If Bendi, my Number One Customer, had not noticed that all the Bendy Straws that Felonie shipped to me, and which I delivered to her, were melting into a steaming, bubbling mass whenever they came into contact with moisture, I would have never known they had been manufactured out of recycled Paper Spoons.”

“Paper Spoons?” I asked.

“Yes. Toxic Paper Spoons, to bee precise,” he said.

“Oh NO!” I said.

“That’s RIGHT, ‘OH NO’,” Kevin said. “Needless to say, Bendi is totally bent out of shape over this whole thing, and has informed me that I must rectify this problem immediately, or else find employment elsewhere.”

Oh geeeeeeeze. Poor Kevin. I should probably tell him where I get my Bendy Straws, even though he’d probably end up having to pay Retail.

Well, I hope everybody has a significantly pleasant day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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