Oh No!
15/06/16 09:35
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
I dunno how this could have possibly happened, but my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin (you probably remember my mentioning him to you) has run into a snag with the whole Bendy Straw Supplier thing.
“I do not know how,” he said, “this happened, but I discovered that the Bendy Straws my Estranged Sister, Felonie, was attempting to sell me were tainted.”
“Tainted?” I asked.
“Yes,” he said. “Tainted. If Bendi, my Number One Customer, had not noticed that all the Bendy Straws that Felonie shipped to me, and which I delivered to her, were melting into a steaming, bubbling mass whenever they came into contact with moisture, I would have never known they had been manufactured out of recycled Paper Spoons.”
“Paper Spoons?” I asked.
“Yes. Toxic Paper Spoons, to bee precise,” he said.
“Oh NO!” I said.
“That’s RIGHT, ‘OH NO’,” Kevin said. “Needless to say, Bendi is totally bent out of shape over this whole thing, and has informed me that I must rectify this problem immediately, or else find employment elsewhere.”
Oh geeeeeeeze. Poor Kevin. I should probably tell him where I get my Bendy Straws, even though he’d probably end up having to pay Retail.
Well, I hope everybody has a significantly pleasant day!
I’ll see ya’ later!
I dunno how this could have possibly happened, but my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin (you probably remember my mentioning him to you) has run into a snag with the whole Bendy Straw Supplier thing.
“I do not know how,” he said, “this happened, but I discovered that the Bendy Straws my Estranged Sister, Felonie, was attempting to sell me were tainted.”
“Tainted?” I asked.
“Yes,” he said. “Tainted. If Bendi, my Number One Customer, had not noticed that all the Bendy Straws that Felonie shipped to me, and which I delivered to her, were melting into a steaming, bubbling mass whenever they came into contact with moisture, I would have never known they had been manufactured out of recycled Paper Spoons.”
“Paper Spoons?” I asked.
“Yes. Toxic Paper Spoons, to bee precise,” he said.
“Oh NO!” I said.
“That’s RIGHT, ‘OH NO’,” Kevin said. “Needless to say, Bendi is totally bent out of shape over this whole thing, and has informed me that I must rectify this problem immediately, or else find employment elsewhere.”
Oh geeeeeeeze. Poor Kevin. I should probably tell him where I get my Bendy Straws, even though he’d probably end up having to pay Retail.
Well, I hope everybody has a significantly pleasant day!
I’ll see ya’ later!