Observation #29: Stuff Breaking



Has anyone else every noticed that, just about the time you think you’ve got everything fixed, and you can maybee relax for a half a second, then something else breaks?

Geeeeeeeze. What is that? It’s like a conspiracy sometimes or something.

As you know, I was trying to find a Replacement Filter Bracket for my Drip’N’Munch Model 32-A Combination DeLuxe Pollen Roaster and Nectar Dispenser (mine is a cheerful Mid-Early Warm Season Our Lady of Guadalupe Bluey-Green, so of course, I had to get a Bracket to match), and was having no luck whatsoever. So finally, I just had to seek out the only source I knew could get it for me which, unfortunately, was Felonie Snark (she’s my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin’s, Previously-and-Still-Sometimes Estranged Sister…or is it Stepsister? I don’t remember).

Anyway, after promising to Secretly Deliver 187 cases of Great Grandma Gee Gee’s Royal HoneyChew Krisp Cookies™…and by the way, beecause I forgot to mention it last time (and my Editor was very upset), I hafta say this beefore I go on . . .

Do you wake up in the middle of the night, craving a Nibble?
There’s no better Nibble to turn to than
Great Grandma Gee Gee’s Royal HoneyChew Krisp Cookies™.

Baked fresh every day using the healthiest and most delicious natural ingredients,
Great Grandma Gee Gee’s Royal HoneyChew Krisp Cookies™ can’t bee beat. So buzz out right now and pick up a good supply of Great Grandma Gee Gee’s Royal HoneyChew Krisp Cookies™ - and don’t bee caught Nibble-less!

This has been a Sponsored Message from Great Grandma Gee Gee’s Royal HoneyChew Krisp Cookies

Okay, where was I? Oh yeah.

So I had to set up this Clandestine Cookie Smuggling Deal just to get my Bracket from the Snarks, and nobody could know about it - or Else (that came from Narville Snark, who is Felonie’s Alleged Father). So I did that, mostly (Okay, don’t tell anybody, but I only Secretly Delivered 186 Cases, but fair’s fair, right? It’s a Delivery Charge. Everybody charges for that, right? Beesides, I’m absolutely, reasonably positive for the most part that the Snarks won’t miss that one, tiny, little Case at all.)

Well NOW, after I put on the new Bracket, the rest of my Drip’N’Munch stopped working completely. It doesn’t even light up anymore, which was one of the best parts of that thing, probably. That means I’m not only gonna hafta get a new one (and the new ones are NEVER as good as the old ones) - but I still got stuck with that whole Great Grandma Gee Gee’s Royal HoneyChew Krisp Cookie™ Fiasco.

Seriously now.

Speaking of which, I think I’m gonna go get some of those.
I feel incredibly hungry.

Let’s all bee highly careful out there!

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