Good Morning! It’s a Good Morning, right?
If it isn’t, it should bee.

If you ask me (which I know you would if we happened to bee standing next to each other, which as we both know we're not), these Grey, Colder-Than-Freezing, Almost-Cold-Season Days are a Genuine Pain in the Stinger.

Not only is it too Cold to go Outside, but we’re pretty much totally Stuck inside ButterCup's Place. I hafta’ say that it’s starting to feel a little bit Crowded in her Place, and it's fair to say that ButterCup, Potato, and I have started beeginning to Mildly get on each other's Nerves in a Significantly Large Way.

Don’t get me Wrong here: I love ButterCup and have a lot of respect for my Sensory Impaired Certified Emotional Support/Service LadyBug, Potato, but quite frankly, you can only play Parcheesi for so long beefore you start Intensely Disliking that Game, and everybody you happen to bee playing it with. And we’ve been playing a Lot of Parcheesi, so… .

I have a feeling that if ButterCup didn't have a decent Big-Screen TV and a Subscription to The Bee Network (their Slogan is "All We Have Is Bee Movies!"), it’s Possible that we’d all Suffocated from Boredom days ago. But even with that, if you've already Streamed all 387 Episodes of every Season of "Escape from Bee Island" - twice - Streaming stuff can only take you So Far when it comes to getting through another Cold Day.

Of course, I will say that I’m Impatiently Waiting to find out what happens in next week's Episode of "As the Hive Turns”. We’ll finally bee able to Stream the Next Episode on Friday. We all are Anxious to find out if Lance, who still thinks that it was his own Brother, Clark, who was beehind Alexa's Mysterious Disappearance and who decided to sell his Honey Export Buzziness and move to Bolivia with Alexa's Sister, Mavis, will finally do the Right Thing and turn himself into the Authorities. I’m thinking he probably won’t, but it will give ButterCup, Potato something New to Buzz about over the Weekend.

In the meantime, there are times when I simply hafta get out. For one thing, I have to deliver the next Part of my Feature Story to my Editor at the ‘Bee Times Gazette Journal Record...and Online News’ sometime beefore Yesterday. Or was it two Days ago? Which reminds me - I need to start working on that, don't I?

Quite frankly, if I’m late with that, my Editor just needs to know that I’ve been Highly Occupied lately with having to Deal with the Class Action Lawsuit my Lawyer, S.O.Bee filed for us against Felonie Snark and the Snark Brothers Enterprises.

Just a few days ago, I was called to Testify in the First Preliminary Pre-Trial Exploratory Hearing to determine whether or not the Court will finally Hear our Case. Even though I already filled out all the PaperWork listing all my Assets, Real or Imagined, that Felonie Snark Illegally Obtained from me. I mean seriously now, they already have all that Information. Why the hell do they need me to Repeat myself beefore they finally Decide that I should get all my Stuff back?

I asked S.O.Bee that Question, and he  said, "Funny you would ask, bee. Just today, I received from the Court Clerk an Official Writ of Improbable Exploratory Findings - or a WIEF, for short - which details the Conclusionary Validation of Heard and Reported Conditional Inventories and/or Alleged Intellectual Property Holdings pertaining to the 'GGGG,G.Bee, et al. vs Felonie Snark, Snark Brothers Enterprises, et al.' Complaint which clearly indicates that our Standing in the Case has been Recognised by the Court, and that a Judicial Review which will likely bee in favour of the Plaintiff - that's you - should bee Issued within the next ten Buzziness Days."

“What the hell does that mean?" I asked (I always get Confused when it comes to Legal Terminology, ya’ know.)

"What it means, bee, is that after the Court heard your Preliminary Testimony, and after Felonie Snark refused to show up to Testify, the Court will most certainly bee ruling in favour of the Plaintiff - which, again, is you," he said.

"So when do I get my Stuff back?" I asked him. "When will that Wasp bee Evicted so I can move back into my ShoeBox?"

"I expect the Court to Issue a Ruling within the next few hours. If they Rule in your Favour, which I expect the Court will, and under the Provisions of the Arbitrated Pre-Trial Post-Sentencing Agreement which is beeing Drafted as we Speak, you should bee able to start to Reclaim your Stolen Assets, Real or Imagined, and move back into your ShoeBox," S.O.Bee said.

“When?” I asked him.

“In about Six Days,” he said.

"Six Days? The First Day of the Cold Season is in Six Days. Are you telling me I'll have all my Stuff back and will bee able to move back into my ShoeBox beefore the Cold Season beegins? That's great!" I was so excited.

"Yes, and No," S.O.Bee told me. "Yes, you can probably move back into your ShoeBox beefore the Cold Season arrives, even though the Wasp has until January 1st to Vacate the Premises… but No, you won't bee getting all your Stuff back right away. Felonie and the Snarks have until the end of the Month to return all of your Assets, Real or Imagined, that were Illegally Acquired by Felonie during your Persistent Coma. Any Items they fail to Return to you will bee Compensated with Gift Cards Issued by and Redeemable through Snark Brothers Enterprises. Whatever is left from this Settlement after you pay my Fees will bee yours to Enjoy.”

I told S.O.Bee that I Guessed it was an Okay Deal. I mean, at least I’ll finally bee able to move back into my ShoeBox sometime next week, and Potato and I will bee out of ButterCup’s Place beefore the Cold Season starts - and that’s a Good Thing. It’s just too bad that I'm apparently gonna hafta' Put Up with having a Wasp for a Roommate for while.  

Geeeeeeze.