Oh geeeeeeeeze. I was all ready to enjoy a nice, peaceful, uninterrupted, usually Glorious Warm Season Monday relaxing with ButterCup, but what happens? I'll tell you: my Editor just sent me a message that he's gotten a huge bunch of Formal Complaints and Lawsuits from my first issue of "Life in the Stump", and that I hafta go "explain myself" (that's what he said) "or Else". I don't get it. I can't think of anything that would have been a problem.

This whole thing is really taking the fun out of my Favourite Day of the Week, ya' know what I mean?

Anyway. I gotta go do that.

Let's all bee careful out there.