December 2019
Georgie Sort of Welcomes the New Cold Season
21/12/19 11:30
Oh for cryin’ out loud. I was JUST in the middle of a highly gratifying dream (I was floating on a raft made of green umbrellas on a lake of Lotus Honey with a Talking Spoon and a Spanish Vorroa Mite who only speaks French), when I was rudely awakened by someone banging on my ShoeBox door.
“WHAT?!!!?” I asked.
From the other side of the door, I heard my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, yelling at me to get up and change my Calendar to the Cold Season. (Seriously now, I’m mostly sure that everybody knows that the Cold Season officially starts today, don’t we? I’m guessing you probably don’t need ME to remind you, now do you? I didn’t think so.)
“Fine!” I said, then I told him to go away. Which he did.
So now that I’m only Partially Awake and Marginally Semi-Asleep, I’m gonna change my Calendar, reset my Highly Reliable GeorgieCam, and go back to bed.
So I’m gonna go do that.
“WHAT?!!!?” I asked.
From the other side of the door, I heard my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, yelling at me to get up and change my Calendar to the Cold Season. (Seriously now, I’m mostly sure that everybody knows that the Cold Season officially starts today, don’t we? I’m guessing you probably don’t need ME to remind you, now do you? I didn’t think so.)
“Fine!” I said, then I told him to go away. Which he did.
So now that I’m only Partially Awake and Marginally Semi-Asleep, I’m gonna change my Calendar, reset my Highly Reliable GeorgieCam, and go back to bed.
So I’m gonna go do that.
